penguin on/off the record

penguin on/off the record - EYEM A SOCIOPATH  SO I NEED STABILITY WITH MY WOMEN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. JUST PLEASE DO NOT GET CONFUSED. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE TELL YOU STUFF THAT ISN'T TRUE. HEY I'M ALL SET UP WITH MY PLANS JUST HOLD OFF ON BEIN PSYCHO OVER ME BECAUSE AN ASSHOLE CONFUSED YOU. THE ONL Socially Awkward Penguin

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Leave the store without buying anything "Act natural, you're innocent."

Leave the store without buying anything

looking at cute girls pictures on fb from two years ago accidently like picture

looking at cute girls pictures on fb from two years ago accidently like picture

Someone compliments me Must find a way to disprove it

Someone compliments me Must find a way to disprove it

has terrific memory acts forgetful to not seem like a stalker

has terrific memory acts forgetful to not seem like a stalker

restaurant staff now knows you and greets you warmly start going to different restaurant

restaurant staff now knows you and greets you warmly start going to different restaurant

telephoning on hands-free earphones hold up microphone so noone thinks i'm talking to myself

telephoning on hands-free earphones hold up microphone so noone thinks i'm talking to myself

Barber cuts hair wrong It's perfect, thanks!

Barber cuts hair wrong It's perfect, thanks!

Bouncer doesn't let me in Thanks him

Bouncer doesn't let me in Thanks him

Tells inside jokes all the time To friends who have no idea what hes talking about

Tells inside jokes all the time To friends who have no idea what hes talking about

GETS HIT ON BY GIRL LOOKS AROUND FOR COOL KIDS WHO SET UP PRACTICAL JOKE

GETS HIT ON BY GIRL LOOKS AROUND FOR COOL KIDS WHO SET UP PRACTICAL JOKE
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