penguin on/off the record

penguin on/off the record - EYEM A SOCIOPATH  SO I NEED STABILITY WITH MY WOMEN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. JUST PLEASE DO NOT GET CONFUSED. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE TELL YOU STUFF THAT ISN'T TRUE. HEY I'M ALL SET UP WITH MY PLANS JUST HOLD OFF ON BEIN PSYCHO OVER ME BECAUSE AN ASSHOLE CONFUSED YOU. THE ONL Socially Awkward Penguin

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Someone walks in your room when you're awake in bed acts asleep

Someone walks in your room when you're awake in bed acts asleep

Goes out to check mail, sees mailman still there goes back inside

Goes out to check mail, sees mailman still there goes back inside

Doesn't know what to say to cute girl in his dream

Doesn't know what to say to cute girl in his dream

Goes to a comedy show scared to death of getting called on

Goes to a comedy show scared to death of getting called on

Ipod runs out of batteries on the train Doesnt take headphones off

Ipod runs out of batteries on the train Doesnt take headphones off

Blast favorite music while driving lower music at every stop so others can't hear.

Blast favorite music while driving lower music at every stop so others can't hear.

Skyping with cute girl for the first time Puts on deodorant

Skyping with cute girl for the first time Puts on deodorant

Somebody was Mean to ME SPent the last six years winning arguments against him in the shower

Somebody was Mean to ME SPent the last six years winning arguments against him in the shower

girl's boob brushes against shoulder boner for 3 1/2 hours

girl's boob brushes against shoulder boner for 3 1/2 hours

Has crush on cute girl Imagine life together as a married couple

Has crush on cute girl Imagine life together as a married couple
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