penguin on/off the record

penguin on/off the record - EYEM A SOCIOPATH  SO I NEED STABILITY WITH MY WOMEN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. JUST PLEASE DO NOT GET CONFUSED. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE TELL YOU STUFF THAT ISN'T TRUE. HEY I'M ALL SET UP WITH MY PLANS JUST HOLD OFF ON BEIN PSYCHO OVER ME BECAUSE AN ASSHOLE CONFUSED YOU. THE ONL Socially Awkward Penguin

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Talk to girl possibly in love

Talk to girl possibly in love

Text a girl Can't think of anything to say after "Hi"

Text a girl Can't think of anything to say after

Clerks at convenience store are laughing about something Guess I have to find a new store now

Clerks at convenience store are laughing about something Guess I have to find a new store now

Stare at girl. Girl catches you staring, looks you in the eye. Immediately look at something else for relatively the same amount of time you were looking at the girl so the girl thinks you just shift where you're looking every few seconds and locking eye

Stare at girl.  Girl catches you staring, looks you in the eye. Immediately look at something else for relatively the same amount of time you were looking at the girl so the girl thinks you just shift where you're looking every few seconds and locking eye

Walking on sidewalk with two friends walk on grass or behind them?

Walking on sidewalk with two friends walk on grass or behind them?

CAN'T FIND ITEM IN STORE sAY "NO THANKS" WHEN EMPLOYEE ASKS IF YOU NEED HELP

CAN'T FIND ITEM IN STORE  sAY

Gets nervous about to Order Pizza remembers he can order online and not have to talk to anyone

Gets nervous about to Order Pizza remembers he can order online and not have to talk to anyone

Talks to girl all class packs up slowly to avoid walking with her

Talks to girl all class packs up slowly to avoid walking with her

Cute girl in front of you holds the door open apologize

Cute girl in front of you holds the door open apologize

someone holds a door open for you you are slightly too far away

someone holds a door open for you you are slightly too far away
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