penguin on/off the record

penguin on/off the record - EYEM A SOCIOPATH  SO I NEED STABILITY WITH MY WOMEN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. JUST PLEASE DO NOT GET CONFUSED. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE TELL YOU STUFF THAT ISN'T TRUE. HEY I'M ALL SET UP WITH MY PLANS JUST HOLD OFF ON BEIN PSYCHO OVER ME BECAUSE AN ASSHOLE CONFUSED YOU. THE ONL Socially Awkward Penguin

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Stylist completely botches haircut looks good thank you

Stylist completely botches haircut looks good thank you

Smartest kid in high school Purposely get a B in class to not make valedictorian speech

Smartest kid in high school  Purposely get a B in class to not make valedictorian speech

Gets cut in line Fantasizes about confronting them for the rest of the queue

Gets cut in line Fantasizes about confronting them for the rest of the queue

Waitress brings wrong food It's OK, I like this better

Waitress brings wrong food It's OK, I like this better

Pulls cord on bus one stop too early Gets off and walks rest of the way home

Pulls cord on bus one stop too early Gets off and walks rest of the way home

Knows who goes into the stall next to him freaks out that they might recognize his shoes

Knows who goes into the stall next to him freaks out that they might recognize his shoes

Someone bumps into you you say sorry anyway

Someone bumps into you you say sorry anyway

Has explosive diarrhea at work. Sits on toilet quietly suffering for 20 minutes until the bathroom is empty to let loose.

Has explosive diarrhea at work. Sits on toilet quietly suffering for 20 minutes until the bathroom is empty to let loose.

Get caught staring at girl Casually begin to look at everyone in class

Get caught staring at girl  Casually begin to look at everyone in class

Buys funny shirt never wears it because it draws too much attention

Buys funny shirt never wears it because it draws too much attention
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