penguin on/off the record

penguin on/off the record - EYEM A SOCIOPATH  SO I NEED STABILITY WITH MY WOMEN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. JUST PLEASE DO NOT GET CONFUSED. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE TELL YOU STUFF THAT ISN'T TRUE. HEY I'M ALL SET UP WITH MY PLANS JUST HOLD OFF ON BEIN PSYCHO OVER ME BECAUSE AN ASSHOLE CONFUSED YOU. THE ONL Socially Awkward Penguin

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Hear Roommates in Kitchen I wasn't really hungry, I guess

Hear Roommates in Kitchen I wasn't really hungry, I guess

Waitress miss hears your order. FATE ACCEPTED

Waitress miss hears your order. FATE ACCEPTED

using correct meme is too mainstream

using correct meme is too mainstream

Friend requests girl he likes on facebook also adds 12 others to not be creepy

Friend requests girl he likes on facebook also adds 12 others to not be creepy

finds one sap that doesn't perfectly describe him oh thank god

finds one sap that doesn't perfectly describe him oh thank god

Goes to the grocery store. Can't find what he's looking for. Buys something anyways, to not seem like a criminal.

Goes to the grocery store. Can't find what he's looking for. Buys something anyways, to not seem like a criminal.

Taking shit in stall when someone walks in Waits until they're gone to continue

Taking shit in stall when someone walks in Waits until they're gone to continue

Notices funny post that relates to self, clicks reply Doesn't know what to write, upvotes and leaves

Notices funny post that relates to self, clicks reply Doesn't know what to write, upvotes and leaves

SAP submission 500 upvotes 0 comments

SAP submission 500 upvotes
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babysits 11 year old niece she assumes control

babysits 11 year old niece she assumes control
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