penguin on/off the record

penguin on/off the record - EYEM A SOCIOPATH  SO I NEED STABILITY WITH MY WOMEN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. JUST PLEASE DO NOT GET CONFUSED. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE TELL YOU STUFF THAT ISN'T TRUE. HEY I'M ALL SET UP WITH MY PLANS JUST HOLD OFF ON BEIN PSYCHO OVER ME BECAUSE AN ASSHOLE CONFUSED YOU. THE ONL Socially Awkward Penguin

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see classmate at a party talk about current assignment

see classmate at a party talk about current assignment

tell co-worker I have a ride home 45 minute walk

tell co-worker I have a ride home 45 minute walk

Local WalMART gets self-checkout dreams do come true

Local WalMART gets                   self-checkout dreams do come true

Try to take a photo incognito Flash goes off

Try to take a photo incognito Flash goes off

see acquaintance in hall ...recalculating route...

see acquaintance in hall  ...recalculating route...

Try to compliment girl end up insulting her

Try to compliment girl end up insulting her

Is that someone I know? ...nope phew

Is that someone I know?
...nope phew

Professor makes eye contact DURING LECTURE NOD HEAD

Professor makes eye contact DURING LECTURE NOD HEAD

Finally get up the courage to ask out a girl you like She doesn't hear you

Finally get up the courage to ask out a girl you like She doesn't hear you

Hold the door for cute girl Say Thank You

Hold the door for cute girl Say Thank You
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