penguin on/off the record

penguin on/off the record - EYEM A SOCIOPATH  SO I NEED STABILITY WITH MY WOMEN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. JUST PLEASE DO NOT GET CONFUSED. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE TELL YOU STUFF THAT ISN'T TRUE. HEY I'M ALL SET UP WITH MY PLANS JUST HOLD OFF ON BEIN PSYCHO OVER ME BECAUSE AN ASSHOLE CONFUSED YOU. THE ONL Socially Awkward Penguin

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Crush updates Facebook status 20 minutes to think of 2 word response

Crush updates Facebook status 20 minutes to think of 2 word response

See a girl while on vacation in Antarctica act like a penguin

See a girl while on vacation in Antarctica  act like a penguin

Take Camera phone picture Shutter sound was on. Time to relocate.

Take Camera phone picture Shutter sound was on. Time to relocate.

stripper gives lap dance shake her hand

stripper gives lap dance shake her hand

Worry about making bad conversation Make no conversation

Worry about making bad conversation Make no conversation

Smile back at smiling stranger. They stop smiling.

Smile back at smiling stranger. They stop smiling.

Co-worker in elevator Should I talk about the weather or say I wish it was Friday.

Co-worker in elevator Should I talk about the weather or say I wish it was Friday.

Dramatic family moment Time to lighten the mood with my best material

Dramatic family moment Time to lighten the mood with my best material

Ignore humans at house party converse with dog

Ignore humans at house party converse with dog

Gets a group quest "Oh well, I guess I'm skipping this one."

Gets a group quest
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