penguin on/off the record

penguin on/off the record - EYEM A SOCIOPATH  SO I NEED STABILITY WITH MY WOMEN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. JUST PLEASE DO NOT GET CONFUSED. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE TELL YOU STUFF THAT ISN'T TRUE. HEY I'M ALL SET UP WITH MY PLANS JUST HOLD OFF ON BEIN PSYCHO OVER ME BECAUSE AN ASSHOLE CONFUSED YOU. THE ONL Socially Awkward Penguin

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running with backpack on to catch a bus see people - quickly switch to walking

running with backpack on to catch a bus see people - quickly switch to walking

Has problems talking to women Creates Facebook

Has problems talking to women Creates Facebook

Hot girl smiles and waves at you Apologize

Hot girl smiles and waves at you Apologize

Somebody starts repeating a story they already told you before Still let them finish

Somebody starts repeating a story they already told you before Still let them finish

Pizza delivery guy says "enjoy your food" you too

Pizza delivery guy says

Walk behind person who holds 2 doors back to back for you not sure if you should say thank you twice

Walk behind person who holds 2 doors back to back for you not sure if you should say thank you twice

write email to coworkers, read before sending read after sending, just to make sure

write email to coworkers, read before sending read after sending, just to make sure

class presentation - 25% DROP OUT

class presentation - 25% DROP OUT

play frisbee with friends worry about throwing disc to each person equally

play frisbee with friends worry about throwing disc to each person equally

Hold the door for the person behind you End up holding it for the next 10 people

Hold the door for the person behind you End up holding it for the next 10 people
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