penguin on/off the record

penguin on/off the record - EYEM A SOCIOPATH  SO I NEED STABILITY WITH MY WOMEN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. JUST PLEASE DO NOT GET CONFUSED. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE TELL YOU STUFF THAT ISN'T TRUE. HEY I'M ALL SET UP WITH MY PLANS JUST HOLD OFF ON BEIN PSYCHO OVER ME BECAUSE AN ASSHOLE CONFUSED YOU. THE ONL Socially Awkward Penguin

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Read Courage Wolf Feel inadequate

Read Courage Wolf Feel inadequate

CAN'T FIND ITEM IN STORE sAY "NO THANKS" WHEN EMPLOYEE ASKS IF YOU NEED HELP

CAN'T FIND ITEM IN STORE  sAY

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Make eye contact with a girl Oh god, look away so it doesn't look like i was staring

Piss smelling homeless person sits beside you on bus remain seated to avoid attention

Piss smelling homeless person sits beside you on bus remain seated to avoid attention

Idea for facebook status post from phone so people think you're out doing something

Idea for facebook status post from phone so people think you're out doing something

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only seat left at party is with other people on the couch stands the whole night

Buys Popcorn Spend entire movie trying to chew quietly

Buys Popcorn Spend entire movie trying to chew quietly

Teacher says form groups of two Go to the bathroom and never come back.

Teacher says form groups of two Go to the bathroom and never come back.

receive text message write response, save as draft, send later

receive text message write response, save as draft, send later

Talk to new friend daily never learn their name

Talk to new friend daily never learn their name
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