penguin on/off the record

penguin on/off the record - EYEM A SOCIOPATH  SO I NEED STABILITY WITH MY WOMEN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. JUST PLEASE DO NOT GET CONFUSED. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE TELL YOU STUFF THAT ISN'T TRUE. HEY I'M ALL SET UP WITH MY PLANS JUST HOLD OFF ON BEIN PSYCHO OVER ME BECAUSE AN ASSHOLE CONFUSED YOU. THE ONL Socially Awkward Penguin

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Get called the wrong name never correct them

Get called the wrong name never correct them

Cute Girl sneezes Say bless you in your head

Cute Girl sneezes Say bless you in your head

hairdresser asks if the new haircut looks good say "yes" no matter what

hairdresser asks if the new haircut looks good say

Listen to Rap in car with windows down Turn down when black people are nearby

Listen to Rap in car with windows down Turn down when black people are nearby

"Happy Birthday" "You too!"

Realize you forgot something right after checking out have to go to a diffrent store now

Realize you forgot something right after checking out have to go to a diffrent store now

spend 5 minutes in line rehearsing your order 'can i help you?' 'uhhhh....'

spend 5 minutes in line rehearsing your order 'can i help you?'
'uhhhh....'

Get into elevator alone Frantically press button to close doors

Get into elevator alone Frantically press button to close doors

show a friend socially awkward penguin nervously joke about relating to the most pathetic ones

show a friend socially awkward penguin nervously joke about relating to the most pathetic ones

About to have sex uhh can you help me put it in

About to have sex uhh can you help me put it in
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