penguin hates these dweebuses

penguin hates these dweebuses - OKAY TYPICAL DBAG COMEBACK FOR NUMBER 2 NUMBER2 MEANS POOP RIGHT. THAT'S ALL THEY GOT. THAT'S HOW THEY HECKLE PEOPLE. IT'S ELEMENTARY SCHOOL HECKLING. WE'LL JUST SAY NUMBER ZWEI, SO THESE GAP MODELS DON'T GET CONFUSED. I'D RATHER BANG A VOLCOM MODEL. BUT YEAH EYEM MARRIED SOO.............HEY U  Socially Awkward Penguin

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Happen to be looking at your phone when it rings wait a few rings until you answer it

Happen to be looking at your phone when it rings wait a few rings until you answer it

ADDS YOU ON FACEBOOK NEVER SAYS HI IN REAL LIFE

ADDS YOU ON FACEBOOK NEVER SAYS HI IN REAL LIFE

Person you were staring at makes eye contact with you keep staring so they think you were staring at something else

Person you were staring at makes eye contact with you keep staring so they think you were staring at something else

Colleague shows you a funny video Laugh before the actual funny part

Colleague shows you a funny video Laugh before the actual funny part

Holds open door for girl she uses the other door

Holds open door for girl she uses the other door

is About to Order Pizza Gets nervous and rehearses the order a few times before dialing

is About to Order Pizza Gets nervous and rehearses the order a few times before dialing

someone else walks in to the men's room while you are standing at the urinal pretend you have just finished pissing, zip up and leave

someone else walks in to the men's room while you are standing at the urinal pretend you have just finished pissing, zip up  and leave

See girl you like talking to a guy Assume she hates you and wants to fuck him

See girl you like talking to a guy Assume she hates you and wants to fuck him

One open seat next to a stranger stand

One open seat next to a stranger stand

Has first good online conversation with person they like Reads it over constantly to make themselves feel good.

Has first good online conversation with person they like  Reads it over constantly to make themselves feel good.
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