penguin is settin some suggestions

penguin is settin some suggestions - OKAY FRIEND ZONING NUMBER ZWEI. TO FRIENDZONE SOMEONE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO TALK TO THEM SO, HEY IF YOU WANA PROVE EYE'M A SLEEZEBAG THEN BRING IT. EVERYTHING EYE DO IS A COMPETITION ANYWAYS. SO YEAH EYE WANA BE FRIENDS WITH VOLCOM MODEL. NO OTHER BAGS. THE GOV IS NOT GOING TO LET THIS HAPPEN THOUGH................SO.................YOU GOTA  Socially Awkward Penguin

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Tries to kick coin on the ground kicks ground and trips

Tries to kick coin on the ground kicks ground and trips

Search cute girl on facebook post her name as your status instead

Search cute girl on facebook  post her name as your status instead

Gets unexpected call doesn't pick up because not mentally prepared

Gets unexpected call doesn't pick up because not mentally prepared

Put something on TV stare at other people in the room to make sure they're enjoying it

Put something on TV stare at other people in the room to make sure they're enjoying it

ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ANSWER TO TEACHER'S QUESTION DOESN'T RAISE HAND so he doesn't stand out

ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ANSWER TO TEACHER'S QUESTION DOESN'T RAISE HAND so he doesn't stand out

Person doesn't respond to text message right away Over-analyze what I said and convince myself that I made them upset in some way

Person doesn't respond to text message right away Over-analyze what I said and convince myself that I made them upset in some way

Opens Birthday Card with money inside reads the card and acts like its not there

Opens Birthday Card with money inside reads the card and acts like its not there

Have something interesting to contribute to the conversation waited too long and now its not relevant anymore

Have something interesting to contribute to the conversation waited too long and now its not relevant anymore

starts telling funny story realizes halfway through that nobody is going to find it funny

starts telling funny story realizes halfway through that nobody is going to find it funny

Didnt ask gfs parents what to call them two years later, still just talks in their direction

Didnt ask gfs parents what to call them two years later, still just talks in their direction
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