penguin explaining turtle(christian) sabotage

penguin explaining turtle(christian) sabotage - TURTLE PLAYBOOK 202  POUNCE ON THE SLIGHTEST ISSUE AND IGNITE EVERYTHING WITH PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. LITERALLY ONE MISTAKE BY DADPOOL OR LYMOMDRA AND SOMEHOW THE TURTLES WIN. THIS IS SO STUPID...IT'S TRUE. THEY ARE JUST LOOKING FOR ANY EXCUSE ON THE PLANET RIGHT NOW TO FEED E Socially Awkward Penguin

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Didn't hear what someone said Laugh and hope it wasn't a question

Didn't hear what someone said Laugh and hope it wasn't a question

Person responds only using one word I'm bothering them

Person responds only using one word I'm bothering them

"Our online ordering service is temporarily down. Please call us to place your pizza order." starve

Hear your neighbors leaving as you're about to open the door LEAVE APARTMENT LATER

Hear your neighbors leaving as you're about to open the door LEAVE APARTMENT LATER

Someone tells you to stop apologizing Say Sorry

Someone tells you to stop apologizing  Say Sorry

Leave postit note for roommate on fridge Throw 6 drafts in the trash

Leave postit note for roommate on fridge Throw 6 drafts in the trash

Realize you're walking the wrong way pretend to read text message before turning around

Realize you're walking the wrong way pretend to read text message before turning around

get given advice, 'just be yourself.' realise you don't know who you are

get given advice, 'just be yourself.' realise you don't know who you are

put on weight too embarrassed to go jogging

put on weight too embarrassed to go jogging

Have to make a 2 minute phone call procrastinate all day

Have to make a 2 minute phone call procrastinate all day
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