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Your steak is too bloody? Give it one of your tampons
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Pour me a glass of whiskey, son i have to take me heart medication.
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The reason I only had one heart attack Was because my heart wasn't such a dumbass to attack me twice
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Im allergic to whiskey It makes my knuckles bleed
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Your mom's out of town this week Today's meal shall be steak with a side of shut the fuck up
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i see you shaved i'm sorry the weight of being a man was too much for you
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It took you 2 trips to take out the garbage? Was your tampon weighing you down?
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tumblr? last time i tumbled was over a pile of bodies in korea
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shot glasses? you mean sippy cups?
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Why do i need to know how to sew? My cuts don't stitch themselves
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