for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN RUN THE MUTANT AGENCY IN THE USA IS MAGNETO BECAUSE WE DO EVIL SHIT. WE SABOTAGE OUR OWN PEOPLE. CONGRESS WILL NOT USE THE MUTANT AGENCY THE RIGHT WAY AND MUCK IT UP. SO THE ORC AGENCY/FUTURE MUTANT AGENCY ONLY GOES AFTER THREATS TO USA CHRISTIANITY, WHICH IS THE DUMBEST THING ON PLANET EARTH. WHY? Socially Awkward Penguin

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Someone walks in your room when you're awake in bed acts asleep

Someone walks in your room when you're awake in bed acts asleep

Goes out to check mail, sees mailman still there goes back inside

Goes out to check mail, sees mailman still there goes back inside

Doesn't know what to say to cute girl in his dream

Doesn't know what to say to cute girl in his dream

Goes to a comedy show scared to death of getting called on

Goes to a comedy show scared to death of getting called on

Ipod runs out of batteries on the train Doesnt take headphones off

Ipod runs out of batteries on the train Doesnt take headphones off

Blast favorite music while driving lower music at every stop so others can't hear.

Blast favorite music while driving lower music at every stop so others can't hear.

Skyping with cute girl for the first time Puts on deodorant

Skyping with cute girl for the first time Puts on deodorant

Somebody was Mean to ME SPent the last six years winning arguments against him in the shower

Somebody was Mean to ME SPent the last six years winning arguments against him in the shower

girl's boob brushes against shoulder boner for 3 1/2 hours

girl's boob brushes against shoulder boner for 3 1/2 hours

Has crush on cute girl Imagine life together as a married couple

Has crush on cute girl Imagine life together as a married couple
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