for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN RUN THE MUTANT AGENCY IN THE USA IS MAGNETO BECAUSE WE DO EVIL SHIT. WE SABOTAGE OUR OWN PEOPLE. CONGRESS WILL NOT USE THE MUTANT AGENCY THE RIGHT WAY AND MUCK IT UP. SO THE ORC AGENCY/FUTURE MUTANT AGENCY ONLY GOES AFTER THREATS TO USA CHRISTIANITY, WHICH IS THE DUMBEST THING ON PLANET EARTH. WHY? Socially Awkward Penguin

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Say Hi To Someone You Recognize At The Supermarket Awkwardly Avoid Them After Seeing Them Again

Say Hi To Someone You Recognize At The Supermarket Awkwardly Avoid Them After Seeing Them Again

Police officer: "Anything to drink tonight sir?" Me: "No thanks."

Police officer:

HOLD DOOR OPEN FOR CUTE GIRL MEN'S BATHROOM

HOLD DOOR OPEN FOR CUTE GIRL MEN'S BATHROOM

Pretty girl compliments your looks Spend entire day avoiding her

Pretty girl compliments your looks Spend entire day avoiding her

friend shows you funny picture he found online pretend to not have seen it months ago on reddit

friend shows you funny picture he found online pretend to not have seen it months ago on reddit

Please see cashier Guess I'm going to a different gas station

Please see cashier Guess I'm going to a different gas station

Subway Girl: "Bread?" Me: "Yes, please."

Subway Girl:

Cute girl in math class says you're funny Explain your mediocrity to her

Cute girl in math class says you're funny Explain your mediocrity to her

Professor calls on student with same name as you be nervous anyway

Professor calls on student with same name as you be nervous anyway

Has to poop at school holds it in for 6 periods to poop at home

Has to poop at school holds it in for 6 periods to poop at home
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