for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A GENIUS SAID THIS  IF YOU ARE A GOOD LOOKING CHICK IN A CHURCH GROUP YOU PRETTY MUCH ARE A SEX SLAVE TO ELDERS. A PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY SEX SLAVE. APPARANTLY CHURCH ELDERS SABOTAGE YOU THEN THEY EARN THE RIGHT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. IT'S A USA CHRISTIAN THING. ALL THE COOL O Socially Awkward Penguin

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order food at Taco Bell at 1am Act stoned at the drive-thru window to seem normal

order food at Taco Bell at 1am Act stoned at the drive-thru window to seem normal

Clears throat before speaking Voice cracks anyway

Clears throat before speaking Voice cracks anyway

Pull up to gas pump on the wrong side of car leave the gas station

Pull up to gas pump on the wrong side of car leave the gas station

Cute girl at other table keeps staring at me realize later the tv is behind me

Cute girl at other table keeps staring at me realize later the tv is behind me

"you apologize too much" sorry

Class room attendance Rehearses saying "here" in his head

Class room attendance Rehearses saying

People want their year books signed Oh god

People want their year books signed Oh god

someone is in the front of the thing you want pretend to look at something else until they move

someone is in the front of the thing you want pretend to look at something else until they move

Sees homeless person in distance reaches in pocket and holds change to make sure it doesn't jingle when i walk by

Sees homeless person in distance reaches in pocket and holds change to make sure it doesn't jingle when i walk by

Practices order while in line still gets it wrong

Practices order while in line still gets it wrong
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