for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A GENIUS SAID THIS  IF YOU ARE A GOOD LOOKING CHICK IN A CHURCH GROUP YOU PRETTY MUCH ARE A SEX SLAVE TO ELDERS. A PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY SEX SLAVE. APPARANTLY CHURCH ELDERS SABOTAGE YOU THEN THEY EARN THE RIGHT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. IT'S A USA CHRISTIAN THING. ALL THE COOL O Socially Awkward Penguin

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NEEDS TO MEET NEW PEOPLE HATES MEETING NEW PEOPLE

NEEDS TO MEET NEW PEOPLE HATES MEETING NEW PEOPLE

Reads another socially awkward penguin meme.. oh god, i've done every single one..

Reads another socially awkward penguin meme.. oh god, i've done every single one..

realise there's food on my face lunch was two hours ago

realise there's food on my face lunch was two hours ago

talking to female customer service rep on the phone says 'i love you' at the end of call due to force of habbit from talking with mom all the time

talking to female customer service rep on the phone
 says 'i love you' at the end of call due to force of habbit from talking with mom all the time

Friends Make plans in front of you and dont invite you pretend like you didnt hear them

Friends Make plans in front of you and dont invite you pretend like you didnt hear them

female cashier catches coin that I dropped on first bounce "Nice Snatch"

female cashier catches coin that I dropped on first bounce

Get teeth cleaned by cute dentist Burp in her face

Get teeth cleaned by cute dentist Burp in her face

See a girl you like on facebook chat log off she might think you spend all day on facebook

See a girl you like on facebook chat  log off she might think you spend all day on facebook

Can hear self chewing Chew slower because everyone else might hear it too

Can hear self chewing Chew slower because everyone else might hear it too

Gets off elevator at the wrong floor keeps walking as if the right floor

Gets off elevator at the wrong floor keeps walking as if the right floor
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