for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A GENIUS SAID THIS  IF YOU ARE A GOOD LOOKING CHICK IN A CHURCH GROUP YOU PRETTY MUCH ARE A SEX SLAVE TO ELDERS. A PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY SEX SLAVE. APPARANTLY CHURCH ELDERS SABOTAGE YOU THEN THEY EARN THE RIGHT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. IT'S A USA CHRISTIAN THING. ALL THE COOL O Socially Awkward Penguin

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Hold door open for hot girl door to men's restroom

Hold door open for hot girl   door to men's restroom

ipod dies on bus leaves headphones in so no one talks to you

ipod dies on bus leaves headphones in so no one talks to you

Waitress says "Please come again" "You Too"

Waitress says

CUTE girl accidentally puts her foot on his under the table tries to stay as still as possible

CUTE girl accidentally puts her foot on his under the table tries to stay as still as possible

Pulls into a random driveway in order to turn around Owner of the house pulls in behind you.

Pulls into a random driveway in order to turn around Owner of the house pulls in behind you.

Participation Marks? There goes my gpa

Participation Marks? There goes my gpa

stalk crush on facebook Accidentally like status from 2007

stalk crush on facebook Accidentally like status from 2007

suffer some humiliation spend the next hour imagining life with superpowers

suffer some humiliation spend the next hour imagining life with superpowers

Tried to sneak picture of hot girl in class forgot new phone has flash.

Tried to sneak picture of hot girl in class forgot new phone has flash.

Make a twenty minute presentation Speed talk through it in five

Make a twenty minute presentation Speed talk through it in five
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