for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A GENIUS SAID THIS  IF YOU ARE A GOOD LOOKING CHICK IN A CHURCH GROUP YOU PRETTY MUCH ARE A SEX SLAVE TO ELDERS. A PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY SEX SLAVE. APPARANTLY CHURCH ELDERS SABOTAGE YOU THEN THEY EARN THE RIGHT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. IT'S A USA CHRISTIAN THING. ALL THE COOL O Socially Awkward Penguin

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Purposefully sit next to cute girl in class Don't say a word to her all semester

Purposefully sit next to cute girl in class Don't say a word to her all semester

left alone with friend of a friend Pretend to text until friend gets back

left alone with friend of a friend Pretend to text until friend gets back

Over hear someone say your name heart starts pumping violently

Over hear someone say your name heart starts pumping violently

left alone with friend of a friend talk about friend until they get back

left alone with friend of a friend talk about friend until they get back

cute girl sits next to you on plane don't say a word the whole flight

cute girl sits next to you on plane don't say a word the whole flight

Of legal age to buy alcohol still acts suspicious when giving cashier id

Of legal age to buy alcohol still acts suspicious when giving cashier id

Positive you know someone's name Still scared to death of using it in case you are wrong

Positive you know someone's name Still scared to death of using it in case you are wrong

Black lady at drive-thru says "Nice color" about my car. "Thanks, you too."

Black lady at drive-thru says

Arrives Early to a house party Sits in car until someone else goes in

Arrives Early to a house party Sits in car until someone else goes in

sitting in awkward silence with a girl says 'awkward' to break the ice

sitting in awkward silence with a girl says 'awkward' to break the ice
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