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Use cough to cover fart in class Cough way too early
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hates being the center of attention number 1 desire in life
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the awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid
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doorbell rings hide
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"HERE, HOLD THE BABY" NO WAY, THAT IS TOO MUCH GOD DAMN PRESSURE
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needs 30 minutes for a 2 sentence text message
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Introduce GIrl you like to friends, be nervous she won't like them oh no, she likes them too much
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falls off the treadmill starts doing crunches
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Needs to record new voicemail greeting Writes script and rehearses an hour beforehand
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Press wrong button on crowded elevator get off on wrong floor
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