for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A GENIUS SAID THIS  IF YOU ARE A GOOD LOOKING CHICK IN A CHURCH GROUP YOU PRETTY MUCH ARE A SEX SLAVE TO ELDERS. A PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY SEX SLAVE. APPARANTLY CHURCH ELDERS SABOTAGE YOU THEN THEY EARN THE RIGHT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. IT'S A USA CHRISTIAN THING. ALL THE COOL O Socially Awkward Penguin

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Drunk Still can't talk to girls

Drunk Still can't talk to girls

Has to poop at school holds it in for 6 periods to poop at home

Has to poop at school holds it in for 6 periods to poop at home

Takes wrong laundry by mistake too afraid to bring it back in fear of meeting the owner

Takes wrong laundry by mistake too afraid to bring it back in fear of meeting the owner

restaurant workers singing happy birthday to me Someone please kill me

restaurant workers singing happy birthday to me
 Someone please kill me

Invent Socks wear with sandals

Invent Socks wear with sandals

Drop pen under someone's desk, I learn better by just listening anyway.

Drop pen under someone's desk, I learn better by just listening anyway.

5 seconds of nudity in movie Exactly when parents walk in

5 seconds of nudity in movie Exactly when parents walk in

picks up chinese food bows while saying thank you

picks up chinese food bows while saying thank you

Leave the room to go poop Do your business as fast as possible so nobody suspects you left the room to go poop

Leave the room to go poop Do your business as fast as possible so nobody suspects you left the room to go poop

last person to get the sign in sheet in class what the fuck do i do with it

last person to get the sign in sheet in class what the fuck do i do with it
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