for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A GENIUS SAID THIS  IF YOU ARE A GOOD LOOKING CHICK IN A CHURCH GROUP YOU PRETTY MUCH ARE A SEX SLAVE TO ELDERS. A PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY SEX SLAVE. APPARANTLY CHURCH ELDERS SABOTAGE YOU THEN THEY EARN THE RIGHT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. IT'S A USA CHRISTIAN THING. ALL THE COOL O Socially Awkward Penguin

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People standing in front of your locker guess i dont need my books today

People standing in front of your locker guess i dont need my books today

Professor announces that 5% of grade is class participation Settles for a 95

Professor announces that 5% of grade is class participation Settles for a 95

Thinks about a past conversation New response is said out loud

Thinks about a past conversation New response is said out loud

build up courage to talk to hot black chick tell her how i slaved at work all day

build up courage to talk to hot black chick tell her how i slaved at work all day

Knows how to work projector Watches professor struggle for 40 minutes.

Knows how to work projector Watches professor struggle for 40 minutes.

"It's not what you know , but who you know" Well, Fuck.

catch up with long lost friend in the store run into them 3 more times before you check out

catch up with long lost friend
in the store run into them 3 more times before you check out

Realize she likes you FUCK

Realize she likes you FUCK

Play friends your favorite song "It gets better in a minute"

Play friends your favorite song

"Thanks, Enjoy your movie" "You Too"

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