for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A GENIUS SAID THIS  IF YOU ARE A GOOD LOOKING CHICK IN A CHURCH GROUP YOU PRETTY MUCH ARE A SEX SLAVE TO ELDERS. A PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY SEX SLAVE. APPARANTLY CHURCH ELDERS SABOTAGE YOU THEN THEY EARN THE RIGHT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. IT'S A USA CHRISTIAN THING. ALL THE COOL O Socially Awkward Penguin

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Seated next to cute girl "SO, where you headed?"

Seated next to cute girl

Day 9 says to introduce ourselves to our neighbors Run to bathroom

Day 9 says to introduce ourselves to our neighbors Run to bathroom

window seat, has to pee it can wait two hours

window seat, has to pee it can wait two hours

teacher misses your name during roll call. "did i miss anyone?" nope.

teacher misses your name during roll call.

Someone knocks when you're in the bathroom Cough

Someone knocks when you're in the bathroom Cough

Slammed a door loudly by accident Everyone thinks I'm in a bad mood

Slammed a door loudly by accident Everyone thinks I'm in a bad mood

Reddit birthday Doesn't post

Reddit birthday Doesn't post

Spooning i hope she doesn't feel my boner

Spooning i hope she doesn't feel my boner

Going to college in a month read all college freshman pictures for advice

Going to college in a month read all college freshman pictures for advice

Goes to pool party Doesn't go in the pool

Goes to pool party Doesn't go in the pool
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