for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A GENIUS SAID THIS  IF YOU ARE A GOOD LOOKING CHICK IN A CHURCH GROUP YOU PRETTY MUCH ARE A SEX SLAVE TO ELDERS. A PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY SEX SLAVE. APPARANTLY CHURCH ELDERS SABOTAGE YOU THEN THEY EARN THE RIGHT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. IT'S A USA CHRISTIAN THING. ALL THE COOL O Socially Awkward Penguin

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alone in public pretend to text

alone in public pretend to text

Stranger smiles at you look at ground immediately

Stranger smiles at you look at ground immediately

"Everyone pick a team mate" drops class

Teacher wants you to help the stupid kid Do his work for him

Teacher wants you to help  the stupid kid Do his work for him

Bathroom Requires me to get a key from store clerk Was my vietnam

Bathroom Requires me to get a key from store clerk Was my vietnam

"Hey, what's up?" "Pretty Good"

wake up before anyone else pretend to be asleep when someone walks in

wake up before anyone else pretend to be asleep when someone walks in

indentify completely with socially awkward penguin the world must never know

indentify completely with socially awkward penguin the world must never know

Go to get a haircut Sit the whole time in silence as hair is cut

Go to get a haircut Sit the whole time in silence as hair is cut

trip on own foot look back like something was in the way

trip on own foot
 look back like something was in the way
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