for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A GENIUS SAID THIS  IF YOU ARE A GOOD LOOKING CHICK IN A CHURCH GROUP YOU PRETTY MUCH ARE A SEX SLAVE TO ELDERS. A PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY SEX SLAVE. APPARANTLY CHURCH ELDERS SABOTAGE YOU THEN THEY EARN THE RIGHT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. IT'S A USA CHRISTIAN THING. ALL THE COOL O Socially Awkward Penguin

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Read Courage Wolf Feel inadequate

Read Courage Wolf Feel inadequate

CAN'T FIND ITEM IN STORE sAY "NO THANKS" WHEN EMPLOYEE ASKS IF YOU NEED HELP

CAN'T FIND ITEM IN STORE  sAY

Make eye contact with a girl Oh god, look away so it doesn't look like i was staring

Make eye contact with a girl Oh god, look away so it doesn't look like i was staring

Piss smelling homeless person sits beside you on bus remain seated to avoid attention

Piss smelling homeless person sits beside you on bus remain seated to avoid attention

Idea for facebook status post from phone so people think you're out doing something

Idea for facebook status post from phone so people think you're out doing something

only seat left at party is with other people on the couch stands the whole night

only seat left at party is with other people on the couch stands the whole night

Buys Popcorn Spend entire movie trying to chew quietly

Buys Popcorn Spend entire movie trying to chew quietly

Teacher says form groups of two Go to the bathroom and never come back.

Teacher says form groups of two Go to the bathroom and never come back.

receive text message write response, save as draft, send later

receive text message write response, save as draft, send later

Talk to new friend daily never learn their name

Talk to new friend daily never learn their name
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