for the record penguin

for the record penguin - SEX IS GREAT AND EVERYTHING  IT'S JUST NOT EVEN A BIG DEAL. EVERYONE NEEDS TO BECOME NUMB TO THE IDEA OF SEX BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE ARE SCREWED OVER SO SOMEONE CAN HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE. OF COURSE CONSENT IS MANDATORY. LAWS STILL APPLY. SOMEHOW IT'S THE ONE THING THAT DRIVES SO  Socially Awkward Penguin

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Arrives 25 mins late to lecture Falls down the stairs

Arrives 25 mins late to lecture Falls down the stairs

Cute girl holds the classroom door for you Run into other door while thanking her

Cute girl holds the classroom door for you Run into other door while thanking her

She Leans across table, I kiss her oh god, she was reaching for her car keys

She Leans across table, I kiss her oh god, she was reaching for her car keys

Person asks how old you are Have to think about it for a second

Person asks how old you are Have to think about it for a second

Accidentally hits girl in the face Says "Thank You" instead of "sorry"

Accidentally hits girl in the face  Says

Teacher is taking atendance heart rate rapidly increaces in anticipation of saying "Here"

Teacher is taking atendance heart rate rapidly increaces in anticipation of saying

"Can you start reading the next paragraph to the class?" heart rate: 300 BPM

Sees stylist messing up haircut says nothing

Sees stylist messing up haircut says nothing

Girl shows you pictures Of her facebook Pretend like you're seeing them for the first time

Girl shows you pictures  Of her facebook Pretend like you're seeing  them for the first time

dreams about dating wants to sleep forever

dreams about dating wants to sleep forever
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