for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REASON YOU GET A FIT BODY IS SO YOU CAN SHOW OFF TO IDIOTS...LOOK COOL TO YOUR FRIENDS.....GET LAID...GET MARRIED...HUMAN NATURE...IT'S TRUE....IT'S EASIER TO MESS WITH APPEARANCE TYPE STUFF WITH HAARP...PUT LITTLE DOUBTS IN YOUR HEAD WITH THAT STUFF...ABOUT APPEARANCE ISSUES...PE Socially Awkward Penguin

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Night Before Birthday Disables Facebook Wall

Night Before Birthday Disables Facebook Wall

somebody farts assume people think it was you

somebody farts assume people think it was you

Disregard friends irl Acquire online karma

Disregard friends irl Acquire online karma

Someone asks your name Never ask theirs

Someone asks your name Never ask theirs

CUTE GIRL CHECKING ME OUT AT THE BAR GET WASTED

CUTE GIRL CHECKING ME OUT AT THE BAR GET WASTED

Really cute girls says "you're cute" reply "thanks" and say nothing else

Really cute girls says

Put Ipod on random at party nervously stand by ipod at the end of every song

Put Ipod on random at party nervously stand by ipod at the end of every song

Get harassed by teenagers Walk away, thinking how you could have reacted

Get harassed by teenagers Walk away, thinking how you could have reacted

See girls thong tell her

See girls thong tell her

got hit on by a chick took 3 days to realize

got hit on by a chick took 3 days to realize
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