for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE LAST TIME PAGANS PULLED THE BLACK DEATH STUFF WAS OVER 500 YEARS AGO. SO (USA)CHRISTIANS NOW THINK IT'S OKAY TO DO BLACK DEATH STUFF. THAT'S WHY THERE WON'T BE ANY USA CHRISTIANITY BECAUSE WE DON'T DESERVE IT. WE'RE JUST MESSING IT UP FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Coworkers ask to hide someone else's birthday cake at your desk Today is your birthday too

Coworkers ask to hide someone else's birthday cake at your desk Today is your birthday too

Tries to take just sweatshirt off in class nope, everything

Tries to take just sweatshirt off in class   nope, everything

1/2 hour early to meet friends at bar wait in the car

1/2 hour early to meet friends at bar wait in the car

secretly takes a picture of someone Flash was on

secretly takes a picture of someone  Flash was on

finishes exam at same time as person next to him remains seated for a minute so professor doesn't think he cheated

finishes exam at same time as person next to him  remains seated for a minute so professor doesn't think he cheated

"Sorry bro I really can't make it to your wedding.." "Perhapes next time"

Waiter sticks out hand to collect the menus Shakes hand instead

Waiter sticks out hand to collect the menus  Shakes hand instead

cute girl speaks up in class excuse to stare at her

cute girl speaks up in class   excuse to stare at her

Imagines the audience naked during a presentation gets a boner

Imagines the audience naked during a presentation gets a boner

Sleep over at friend's house Pretend to sleep until friend wakes up

Sleep over at friend's house Pretend to sleep until friend wakes up
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