for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE LAST TIME PAGANS PULLED THE BLACK DEATH STUFF WAS OVER 500 YEARS AGO. SO (USA)CHRISTIANS NOW THINK IT'S OKAY TO DO BLACK DEATH STUFF. THAT'S WHY THERE WON'T BE ANY USA CHRISTIANITY BECAUSE WE DON'T DESERVE IT. WE'RE JUST MESSING IT UP FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Ask a question in class don't pay attention to answer due to subsequent adrenaline rush

Ask a question in class don't pay attention to answer due to subsequent adrenaline rush

sneezes in class says "thank you" before anyone can say bless you

sneezes in class says

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Have Social Anxiety Too nervous to ask a doctor about it

Have Social Anxiety Too nervous to ask a doctor about it

Looked under the stall to see if anyone else was in the bathroom. Someone else was, and I made eye contact with them.

Looked under the stall to see if anyone else was in the bathroom. Someone else was, and I made eye contact with them.

After 45 minutes alone in a restaurant a waiter kindly told me i'd been stood up I was waiting for my family

After 45 minutes alone in a restaurant a waiter kindly told me i'd been stood up I was waiting for my family

job Interviewer: "Hi nice to meet you!" me: "good"

job Interviewer:

Homeless guy tells me to get home safe "Thanks, you too!"

Homeless guy tells me to get home safe

Hears knock at the door Stops everything and pretends no one is home

Hears knock at the door Stops everything and pretends no one is home

Answers Question in class Adrenaline rush

Answers Question in class Adrenaline rush
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