for the record penguin

for the record penguin - PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ON THE PLANET IT'S LIKE LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TOO PUSSY TO DO ANYTHING IN PERSON NOWADAYS. YOU HAVE TO WAIT YEARS TO ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING. EYEZA JUST WANTS 1 THING BY THE WAY. WHO CARES WHAT IDIOTS THINK OF YOU IN THE PROCESS? THAT'S EYEZA'S THOUGHT PR Socially Awkward Penguin

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meet fist bump with high five squeeze fist

meet fist bump with high five squeeze fist

"Can you sign my yearbook?" No idea what to write

"You type really fast" "Yeah... I spend a lot of time on the computer"

Open door for someone says "thank you"

Open door for someone says

at party go outside to socialize with cat, alone.

at party go outside to socialize with cat, alone.

talking to a girl and your spittle gets on her face kill me now

talking to a girl and your spittle gets on her face kill me now

starts texting girl erases everything and starts over twice

starts texting girl erases everything and starts over twice

Overly friendly dentist spends 30 minutes trying to make eye contact Challenge accepted

Overly friendly dentist spends 30 minutes trying to make eye contact Challenge accepted

Sees old School friend working behind shop counter Leaves immediately

Sees old School friend working behind shop counter Leaves immediately

people watching me walk sudden loss of motor skills

people watching me walk sudden loss of 
motor skills
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