for the record penguin

for the record penguin - PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ON THE PLANET IT'S LIKE LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TOO PUSSY TO DO ANYTHING IN PERSON NOWADAYS. YOU HAVE TO WAIT YEARS TO ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING. EYEZA JUST WANTS 1 THING BY THE WAY. WHO CARES WHAT IDIOTS THINK OF YOU IN THE PROCESS? THAT'S EYEZA'S THOUGHT PR Socially Awkward Penguin

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Forgot deodorant today... Act like a T-rex.

Forgot deodorant today... Act like a T-rex.

get caught looking near someone's attractive parts stare at same spot when they move to make it appear you were looking at something else.

get caught looking near someone's attractive parts stare at same spot when they move to make it appear you were looking at something else.

Walk into men's washroom. One of three urinals is being used. wash hands and leave

Walk into men's washroom. One of three urinals is being used. wash hands and leave

Barber is fucking up your hair say nothing

Barber is fucking up your hair say nothing

Walking with two friends on sidewalk always end up behind

Walking with two friends on  sidewalk always end up behind

Tell Friends about socially awkward penguin no one laughs

Tell Friends about socially awkward penguin no one laughs

Go to garage sale Pay asking price for everything

Go to garage sale Pay asking price for everything

Didn't hear comment "Ha, yeah"

Didn't hear comment

GIRL LIKES YOU HOVERHAND ANYWAY

GIRL LIKES YOU HOVERHAND ANYWAY

TRy and walk past someone but block their path repeat

TRy and walk past someone but block their path repeat
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