for the record penguin

for the record penguin - ALL YOUR PASTOR WANTS IS TO GET HIS ASS KISSED. USE PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY TO GET OUT OF THE CORRUPT SHITE HE WANTS YOU TO DO. PUT IT OFF TILL LATER. YA KNOW. PEOPLE PROCRASTINATE. PASTOR PETE SAYS PROCRASTINATING IS OKAY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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I don't always make advice animals But when I do, I some how fuck it up

I don't always make advice animals But when I do, I some how fuck it up

Receive indecipherable text "Haha ok"

Receive indecipherable text

place order in the drivethru specify it's "to go"

place order in the drivethru specify it's

Which seat should I take? Car leaves

Which seat should I take? Car leaves

Someone pronounces your name incorrectly Never correct them

Someone pronounces your name incorrectly Never correct them

Pizza online ordering site down wasn't hungry anyway

Pizza online ordering site down wasn't hungry anyway

two girls on chatroulette get scared and leave

two girls on chatroulette get scared and leave

Hold breathe to not sneeze Sneezes really weird instead

Hold breathe to not sneeze Sneezes really weird instead

"Hey bro can you wake me up tomorrow morning?" MOVE OUT

fart in public start coughing instantly

fart in public start coughing instantly
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