for the record penguin

for the record penguin - WHENEVER SOMEONE AROUND THE WORLD MEETS AN ORC IT'S DEATH TO AMERICA FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THEN THEY MAKE IT THEIR MISSION TO DESTROY THE USA. BECAUSE OF F'ING ORCS. FOR WHATEVER REASON WE LIKE BEING THE VILLAIN TO THE REST OF THE WORLD THEN TRYING TO SWOOP IN LIKE SUPER HEROES TO SAVE THE DAY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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girl thinks your leg is the table leg and rests her feet on it remain absolutely still for 5 minutes

girl thinks your leg is the table leg and rests her feet on it remain absolutely still for 5 minutes

Empty Seats on bus. All of them next to strangers. Stand

Empty Seats on bus.
All of them next to strangers. Stand

popular kid wants to high five misses

popular kid wants to high five misses

See Friend post she is Pregnant On Facebook Tempted to say "IM SORRY"

See Friend post she is Pregnant On Facebook Tempted to say

do anything say "sorry"

do anything say

Someone waves while walking towards you. Wave Back. Turns out they weren't waving at you

Someone waves while walking towards you. Wave Back. Turns out they weren't waving at you

See something I like, not sure how to pronounce it order something else

See something I like, not sure how to pronounce it order something else

someone standing in front of item you want at the grocery store pretend to look at another item until they move

someone standing in front of item you want at the grocery store pretend to look at another item until they move

Try to act as normal as possible Everyone still thinks you're awkward

Try to act as normal as possible Everyone still thinks you're awkward

While typing see friend has started typing something delete everything and wait

While typing see friend has started typing something delete everything and wait
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