for the record penguin

for the record penguin - WHENEVER SOMEONE AROUND THE WORLD MEETS AN ORC IT'S DEATH TO AMERICA FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THEN THEY MAKE IT THEIR MISSION TO DESTROY THE USA. BECAUSE OF F'ING ORCS. FOR WHATEVER REASON WE LIKE BEING THE VILLAIN TO THE REST OF THE WORLD THEN TRYING TO SWOOP IN LIKE SUPER HEROES TO SAVE THE DAY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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See person you know working at favorite restaurant Never go there again

See person you know working at favorite restaurant Never go there again

GET A SPEEDING TICKET THANK THE OFFICER

GET A SPEEDING TICKET THANK THE OFFICER

someone runs into you appologize to them

someone runs into you appologize to them

Run into a mannequin apologize

Run into a mannequin apologize

Signing a receipt realize you're taking too long and start scribbling shit

Signing a receipt realize you're taking too long and start scribbling shit

Fell in love with a girl she is lesbian

Fell in love with a girl she is lesbian

Message girl on dating site she deletes her profile

Message girl on dating site she deletes her profile

party going on stay in room

party going on stay in room

Save a boy from a burning building Run away

Save a boy from a burning building Run away

Passenger sitting shotgun gets dropped off Remains in back seat

Passenger sitting shotgun gets dropped off Remains in back seat
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