for the record penguin

for the record penguin - WHENEVER SOMEONE AROUND THE WORLD MEETS AN ORC IT'S DEATH TO AMERICA FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THEN THEY MAKE IT THEIR MISSION TO DESTROY THE USA. BECAUSE OF F'ING ORCS. FOR WHATEVER REASON WE LIKE BEING THE VILLAIN TO THE REST OF THE WORLD THEN TRYING TO SWOOP IN LIKE SUPER HEROES TO SAVE THE DAY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Can hear people talking while in the bathroom They can hear me poop

Can hear people talking while in the bathroom They can hear me poop

Usually a good tipper Doesn't tip because doesn't want staff to sing

Usually a good tipper Doesn't tip because doesn't want staff to sing

Texts with cute girl lol use of 'lol' skyrockets lol

Texts with cute girl lol use of 'lol' skyrockets lol

"how are you?" "not much"

Swing Dancing in Gym Class Dance with teacher

Swing Dancing in Gym Class Dance with teacher

"Happy 18th birthday buddy, here's to 18 more!" Oh my god, I just wished that he would die at 36

Drop a class. Avoid professor around campus.

Drop a class. Avoid professor around campus.

Take piss at friends house aim at the side of the bowl so they cant hear

Take piss at friends house aim at the side of the bowl so they cant hear

Online Ordering not available didnt want to eat there anyway

Online Ordering not available  didnt want to eat there anyway
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