for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE ONLY GOOD NATURED TORTURE IS ACCIDENTAL TORTURE. IF IT WAS A ONE TIME THING AND AN ACCIDENT MAYBE AN APOLOGY OR SOMETHING. IF PEOPLE KEEP DOIN THE TORTURE THING TO YOU, IT KIND OF PISSES YOU OFF. FROM PSYCH TO PHARM TO PHYSICAL WHEN PEOPLE KEEP DOIN IT TO YOU, YOU KIND GET A LITTLE PISSED OFF. BY A LITT Socially Awkward Penguin

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has a fake argument in his own head loses

has a fake argument in his own head loses

Hold bathroom door for guy behind you one person bathroom

Hold bathroom door for guy behind you one person bathroom

Go to public bathroom and see occupied stall Just wash hands and leave

Go to public bathroom and see occupied stall Just wash hands and leave

had awkward conversation replay it over and over in your head later

had awkward conversation replay it over and over in your head later

Go to a club Apologize to everyone you accidently touch

Go to a club Apologize to everyone you accidently touch

Someone standing in the doorway Didn't need to go in that room anyway

Someone standing in the doorway Didn't need to go in that room anyway

Doesn't know anyone at Christmas party Becomes best friends with the dog

Doesn't know anyone at Christmas party Becomes best friends with the dog

picks radio station in friend's car feels responsible for each crappy song that comes on

picks radio station in friend's car feels responsible for each crappy song that comes on

Bumps into table apologizes

Bumps into table apologizes

accidentally uses "I have work tomorrow" as an excuse to leave the office christmas party early

accidentally uses
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