for the record penguin

for the record penguin - TO PREVENT ACTUAL THREATS TO THE USA PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT HAVE TO PUT THEIR NECK OUT ON THE LINE OR DO PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY STUFF. ALL POLITICIANS WANT IS POSITIVE PROPAGANDA FOR THEIR CHURCH. THEN POLITICIANS PLAY YOU OFF HOWEVER THEY WANT ONCE YOU GO AGAINST POLITICAL PROPAG Socially Awkward Penguin

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Someone walks in your room when you're awake in bed acts asleep

Someone walks in your room when you're awake in bed acts asleep

Goes out to check mail, sees mailman still there goes back inside

Goes out to check mail, sees mailman still there goes back inside

Doesn't know what to say to cute girl in his dream

Doesn't know what to say to cute girl in his dream

Goes to a comedy show scared to death of getting called on

Goes to a comedy show scared to death of getting called on

Ipod runs out of batteries on the train Doesnt take headphones off

Ipod runs out of batteries on the train Doesnt take headphones off

Blast favorite music while driving lower music at every stop so others can't hear.

Blast favorite music while driving lower music at every stop so others can't hear.

Skyping with cute girl for the first time Puts on deodorant

Skyping with cute girl for the first time Puts on deodorant

Somebody was Mean to ME SPent the last six years winning arguments against him in the shower

Somebody was Mean to ME SPent the last six years winning arguments against him in the shower

girl's boob brushes against shoulder boner for 3 1/2 hours

girl's boob brushes against shoulder boner for 3 1/2 hours

Has crush on cute girl Imagine life together as a married couple

Has crush on cute girl Imagine life together as a married couple
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