for the record penguin

for the record penguin - TO PREVENT ACTUAL THREATS TO THE USA PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT HAVE TO PUT THEIR NECK OUT ON THE LINE OR DO PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY STUFF. ALL POLITICIANS WANT IS POSITIVE PROPAGANDA FOR THEIR CHURCH. THEN POLITICIANS PLAY YOU OFF HOWEVER THEY WANT ONCE YOU GO AGAINST POLITICAL PROPAG Socially Awkward Penguin

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Wakes up before friend Pretends to be asleep until friend wakes up.

Wakes up before friend Pretends to be asleep until friend wakes up.

MEeting friend's divorced mom doesn't know what to call her

MEeting friend's divorced mom doesn't know what to call her

slowly become friends with someone never find out their name

slowly become friends with someone never find out their name

Scan crowd for people you know Pretend you don't see them

Scan crowd for people you know Pretend you don't see them

Can't find the restroom at a new restaurant sits back down

Can't find the restroom at a new restaurant sits back down

Hold Door open for girl block doorway

Hold Door open for girl block doorway

Walks up flight of stairs Becomes aware of breathing & holds breath so no one thinks he's out of shape

Walks up flight of stairs Becomes aware of breathing & holds breath so no one thinks he's out of shape

Try to open door for girl Locked

Try to open door for girl Locked

Says witty jokes to all the guy friends, and they love you As soon as the girl you have a crush on comes over, you forget how to speak english

Says witty jokes to all the guy friends, and they love you As soon as the girl you have a crush on comes over, you forget how to speak english

Say something, other person mistook what you said just go with it

Say something, other person mistook what you said just go with it
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