for the record penguin

for the record penguin - TO PREVENT ACTUAL THREATS TO THE USA PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT HAVE TO PUT THEIR NECK OUT ON THE LINE OR DO PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY STUFF. ALL POLITICIANS WANT IS POSITIVE PROPAGANDA FOR THEIR CHURCH. THEN POLITICIANS PLAY YOU OFF HOWEVER THEY WANT ONCE YOU GO AGAINST POLITICAL PROPAG Socially Awkward Penguin

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Get called the wrong name never correct them

Get called the wrong name never correct them

Cute Girl sneezes Say bless you in your head

Cute Girl sneezes Say bless you in your head

hairdresser asks if the new haircut looks good say "yes" no matter what

hairdresser asks if the new haircut looks good say

Listen to Rap in car with windows down Turn down when black people are nearby

Listen to Rap in car with windows down Turn down when black people are nearby

"Happy Birthday" "You too!"

Realize you forgot something right after checking out have to go to a diffrent store now

Realize you forgot something right after checking out have to go to a diffrent store now

spend 5 minutes in line rehearsing your order 'can i help you?' 'uhhhh....'

spend 5 minutes in line rehearsing your order 'can i help you?'
'uhhhh....'

Get into elevator alone Frantically press button to close doors

Get into elevator alone Frantically press button to close doors

show a friend socially awkward penguin nervously joke about relating to the most pathetic ones

show a friend socially awkward penguin nervously joke about relating to the most pathetic ones

About to have sex uhh can you help me put it in

About to have sex uhh can you help me put it in
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