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DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP SMOKING? MAKE ME PREGNANT
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if I die first, I'm haunting you forever to make sure you're never with another girl
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I saw that you read my message at 12:19 so why didn't you respond until 12:37?
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Sits next to boyfriend in class Not enrolled in the subject
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you don't have to make a facebook update today i just logged in to your facebook account and told everyone i'm the best girlfriend in the world
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Happy Two week anniversary Here's the key to my apartment
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We are never ever getting back together Because we are never breaking up
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I want you to take down that poster of Jessica Alba She looks nothing like me
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call all your ex girlfriends and say you don't love them anymore
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I really like your cologne It smells like the man I'm going to marry
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