for the record penguin

for the record penguin - RALLYING THE TROOPS AGAINST EYEZA IS JUST AS EASY AS REALLYING THE TROOPS FOR THE CONSTITUTION. EXCEPT THE CONSTITUTION IS A FACADE AND EYEZA IS A COMPLETE BADASS. THE CONSERVATIVES ARE SUCH IDIOTS. EYEZA IS A POW BECAUSE IF EVERYONE KNEW THE TRUTH THEIR WORLD WOULD CEASE TO EXIST. HE IS A PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY POW.  Socially Awkward Penguin

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Attractive cashier reaches for empty shopping basket shakes hand

Attractive cashier reaches for empty shopping basket shakes hand

Tell crush you like her Apologize

Tell crush you like her Apologize

Reach hand out to give girl a hug she gives you a high five instead

Reach hand out to give girl a hug she gives you a high five instead

chair makes fart-sounding noise in quiet room desperately tries to recreate noise to show everyone it wasn't what they thought it was

chair makes fart-sounding noise in quiet room desperately tries to recreate noise to show everyone it wasn't what they thought it was

Sees someone at work wearing the same shirt he owns at home never wears that shirt again ANYWHERE. EVER.

Sees someone at work wearing the same shirt he owns at home never wears that shirt again  ANYWHERE.  EVER.

Opens door for girl walks in first

Opens door for girl walks in first

Makes eye contact with pretty girl on the bus Never look back so she doesn't catch you twice

Makes eye contact with pretty girl on the bus Never look back so she doesn't catch you twice

Clapping waiters approach table on your birthday OH GOD NO!

Clapping waiters approach table on your birthday OH GOD NO!

Gets picture taken at a party Can't wear that shirt to a party ever again

Gets picture taken at a party Can't wear that shirt to a party ever again

Girl tries to dance with him steps back cause he thinks he's standing in her way

Girl tries to dance with him steps back cause he thinks he's standing in her way
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