for the record penguin

for the record penguin - HERE'S THE CATCH  THE CHURCH MEMBERS THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY TO RAPE HIS WIFE BECAUSE THEY ALL THOUGHT SHE WAS BLIND. SHE'S AROUND 90% BLIND SO GOD DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HER. THAT IS THEIR REASONING NOW. LIBERAL DEREK VINYARD IS SENDING THEM ALL THROUGH A BLACK HOLE. HE IS NOT TH Socially Awkward Penguin

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Work colleagues crowd around PC to collaborate Ability to type gone

Work colleagues crowd around PC to collaborate   Ability to type gone

Feel like ordering pizza Order online, avoid conversation

Feel like ordering pizza Order online, avoid conversation

family member opens present open your's at the same time to avoid being center of attention

family member opens present open your's at the same time to avoid being center of attention

Birthday coming up Delete facebook account

Birthday coming up Delete facebook account

gets handed ipod in front of crowd "choose a song" panic

gets handed ipod in front of crowd

Make it to the front page "forgot what I was going to say"

Make it to the front page

fart in empty lift someone walks in.

fart in empty lift someone walks in.

Car ahead of you doesn't notice light changed. Wait patiently until they do.

Car ahead of you doesn't notice light changed. Wait patiently until they do.

Goes to new restaurant Finds restroom without asking.

Goes to new restaurant Finds restroom without asking.

About to order a sandwich make practice order before approaching counter

About to order a sandwich make practice order before approaching counter
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