for the record penguin

for the record penguin - OUR PARENTING STYLE IS THAT BAD IN THE USA. OUR GREATNESS COMES OUT OF PURE STUPIDITY. AMERICANS HAVE A METAPHORICAL MATRIX THEIR ENTIRE LIFE. ONCE THEY GET OUT OF IT, WATCH OUT. THE ONLY WAY CHRISTIANS HAVE POWER IS IF THEIR IS A MATRIX. PASTORS THINK THEY SHOULD CONTROL EVERY SINGLE SOCIAL INTERACTION IN THE USA. THAT IS HOW DUMB OF A COU Socially Awkward Penguin

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In line waiting to order food practices saying order in head.

In line waiting to order food practices saying order in head.

How would you like your hair sir? I would like it shorter.

How would you like your hair sir? I would like it shorter.

goes to store and doesnt buy anything walks out trying not to act like you're stealing anything

goes to store and doesnt buy anything walks out trying not to act like you're stealing anything

at hot girls party plays with the dog for hours

at hot girls party plays with the dog for  hours

is texting someone waits 3 minutes between texts so as to not seem desperate

is texting someone waits 3 minutes between texts so as to not seem desperate

accidentally makes a sound that sounds like a fart keeps making it to confirm that it wasn't a fart

accidentally makes a sound that sounds like a fart keeps making it to confirm that it wasn't a fart

See someone you used to know in a store keep your head down and walk the other way before he notices

See someone you used to know in a store keep your head down and walk the other way before he notices

Friend talks to someone You don't know Just stand there in silence

Friend talks to someone
You don't know Just stand there in silence

Accidentally dials wrong number Doesn't speak, waits for other person to hang up.

Accidentally dials wrong number Doesn't speak, waits for other person to hang up.

Tries to start a conversation with an employee at new job so what do you do for a living?

Tries to start a conversation with an employee at new job so what do you do for a living?
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