for the record penguin

for the record penguin - OUR PARENTING STYLE IS THAT BAD IN THE USA. OUR GREATNESS COMES OUT OF PURE STUPIDITY. AMERICANS HAVE A METAPHORICAL MATRIX THEIR ENTIRE LIFE. ONCE THEY GET OUT OF IT, WATCH OUT. THE ONLY WAY CHRISTIANS HAVE POWER IS IF THEIR IS A MATRIX. PASTORS THINK THEY SHOULD CONTROL EVERY SINGLE SOCIAL INTERACTION IN THE USA. THAT IS HOW DUMB OF A COU Socially Awkward Penguin

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At Supermarket Sees cute cashier Self checkout

At Supermarket 
Sees cute cashier Self checkout

Orders at the Drive Thru Eats in the parking lot

Orders at the Drive Thru Eats  in the parking lot

Watch movie alone, totally appropriate. Watch same movie with parents, suddenly full of kinky sex.

Watch movie alone, totally appropriate. Watch same movie with parents, suddenly full of kinky sex.

smokes weed becomes paranoid parrot

smokes weed becomes paranoid parrot

see black people coming towards me "Can't cross the street now, or they'll think I'm racist"

see black people coming towards me

Notice the product you want is behind the counter I can buy it somewhere else

Notice the product you want is behind the counter I can buy it somewhere else

Needs a piece of paper in class erases a whole used piece instead of asking someone

Needs a piece of paper in class erases a whole used piece instead of asking someone

Happy Birthday! You too.

Happy Birthday! You too.

Move into house with new roommates Crack WEP instead of asking

Move into house with new roommates Crack WEP instead of asking

standing in the queue at fast food restaurant SILENTLY REHEARSING ORDER to self TWENTY TIMES

standing in the queue at fast food restaurant SILENTLY REHEARSING ORDER to self TWENTY TIMES
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