for the record penguin

for the record penguin - OUR PARENTING STYLE IS THAT BAD IN THE USA. OUR GREATNESS COMES OUT OF PURE STUPIDITY. AMERICANS HAVE A METAPHORICAL MATRIX THEIR ENTIRE LIFE. ONCE THEY GET OUT OF IT, WATCH OUT. THE ONLY WAY CHRISTIANS HAVE POWER IS IF THEIR IS A MATRIX. PASTORS THINK THEY SHOULD CONTROL EVERY SINGLE SOCIAL INTERACTION IN THE USA. THAT IS HOW DUMB OF A COU Socially Awkward Penguin

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Knows answer to question in class too afraid to say it out loud

Knows answer to question in class too afraid to say it out loud

cute girl comments on status, think of witty response for 10 minutes, submit. regret the phrasing of the response forever

cute girl comments on  status, think of witty response for 10 minutes, submit. regret the phrasing of the response forever

Maid Finds my Video Games She puts them in my Baby's room, I don't say a word

Maid Finds my Video Games She puts them in my Baby's room, I don't say a word

hungry but brother brought girlfriend over stay in room and starve.

hungry but brother brought girlfriend over stay in room and starve.

Bump into inanimate object apologize

Bump into inanimate object apologize

Spends ten minutes writing up a clever response. Erases it when done.

Spends ten minutes writing up a clever response. Erases it when done.

Starting first semester at college read every college freshman meme in fear of being him

Starting first semester at college read every college freshman meme in fear of being him

Already greeted coworker once raise eyebrows everytime you see them

Already greeted coworker once raise eyebrows everytime you see them

Parents have company over trapped in bedroom until they leave

Parents have company over trapped in bedroom until they leave

Grow up to become a teacher Still nervous the first day of school

Grow up to become a teacher Still nervous the first day of school
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