for the record penguin

for the record penguin - OUR PARENTING STYLE IS THAT BAD IN THE USA. OUR GREATNESS COMES OUT OF PURE STUPIDITY. AMERICANS HAVE A METAPHORICAL MATRIX THEIR ENTIRE LIFE. ONCE THEY GET OUT OF IT, WATCH OUT. THE ONLY WAY CHRISTIANS HAVE POWER IS IF THEIR IS A MATRIX. PASTORS THINK THEY SHOULD CONTROL EVERY SINGLE SOCIAL INTERACTION IN THE USA. THAT IS HOW DUMB OF A COU Socially Awkward Penguin

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10 min to pick from the menu, friend orders, same thing before you Pick something else at random

10 min to pick from the menu, friend orders, same thing before you Pick something else at random

Make a new girl friend Envision rest of life with her

Make a new girl friend Envision rest of life with her

Takes getting laid advice from socially awesome penguin goes to prison

Takes getting laid advice from socially awesome penguin goes to prison

Girl puts her head on your shoulder Don't move. Don't even breath.

Girl puts her head on your shoulder Don't move. Don't even breath.

Someone new talks to you sweat uncontrollably and turn red

Someone new talks to you sweat uncontrollably and turn red

A GIRL PAID ATTENTION TO ME I THINK I'M IN LOVE

A GIRL PAID ATTENTION TO ME I THINK I'M IN LOVE

spend a couple nights at friend's house never ask for food

spend a couple nights at friend's house never ask for food

"No thanks, I am just browsing" Can't find what I am looking for

ready for check, waitress doesn't notice three hour lunch

ready for check, waitress doesn't notice three hour lunch

show sap to friend they don't get it

show sap to friend they don't get it
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