for the record penguin

for the record penguin - OUR PARENTING STYLE IS THAT BAD IN THE USA. OUR GREATNESS COMES OUT OF PURE STUPIDITY. AMERICANS HAVE A METAPHORICAL MATRIX THEIR ENTIRE LIFE. ONCE THEY GET OUT OF IT, WATCH OUT. THE ONLY WAY CHRISTIANS HAVE POWER IS IF THEIR IS A MATRIX. PASTORS THINK THEY SHOULD CONTROL EVERY SINGLE SOCIAL INTERACTION IN THE USA. THAT IS HOW DUMB OF A COU Socially Awkward Penguin

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Idea for facebook status post from phone so people think you're out doing something

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Buys Popcorn Spend entire movie trying to chew quietly

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receive text message write response, save as draft, send later

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Talk to new friend daily never learn their name
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