for the record penguin

for the record penguin - OUR PARENTING STYLE IS THAT BAD IN THE USA. OUR GREATNESS COMES OUT OF PURE STUPIDITY. AMERICANS HAVE A METAPHORICAL MATRIX THEIR ENTIRE LIFE. ONCE THEY GET OUT OF IT, WATCH OUT. THE ONLY WAY CHRISTIANS HAVE POWER IS IF THEIR IS A MATRIX. PASTORS THINK THEY SHOULD CONTROL EVERY SINGLE SOCIAL INTERACTION IN THE USA. THAT IS HOW DUMB OF A COU Socially Awkward Penguin

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Night Before Birthday Disables Facebook Wall

Night Before Birthday Disables Facebook Wall

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somebody farts assume people think it was you

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Disregard friends irl Acquire online karma

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Someone asks your name Never ask theirs

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CUTE GIRL CHECKING ME OUT AT THE BAR GET WASTED

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Put Ipod on random at party nervously stand by ipod at the end of every song

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Get harassed by teenagers Walk away, thinking how you could have reacted

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See girls thong tell her

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got hit on by a chick took 3 days to realize
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