for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  THE AVERAGE PERSON IN GREAT BRITAIN IS VASTLY SUPERIOR TO A PERSON IN THE USA. THE SHEEP PRETTY MUCH RULE EVERYTHING IN THE USA, BUT IT'S PRETTY MUCH A MAFIA. THE SECRET INTELLIGENCE IS HOW STUPID WE ARE IN THE USA. IF THE BRITS HAD MORE MUTANTS, WATCH OU Socially Awkward Penguin

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Pass neighbor in street walking dog SMILE AT DOG

Pass neighbor in street walking dog SMILE AT DOG

Sees someone else is using a urinal goes into a stall

Sees someone else is using a urinal goes into a stall

"ok class, let's get to know each other. Each of you stand up and introduce yourselves." kill me now

HARD TO PRONOUNCE ITEM ON MENU GET SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT BUT CAN ACTUALLY FUCKING SAY

HARD TO PRONOUNCE ITEM ON MENU GET SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT BUT CAN ACTUALLY FUCKING SAY

Unwanted Social gathering Play with dog

Unwanted Social gathering Play with dog

Need to pee when cat is in bathroom "That's OK, I'll come back later."

Need to pee when cat is in bathroom

Eye gets itchy during sad part of movie Don't scratch for fear of looking like you're crying

Eye gets itchy during sad part of movie Don't scratch for fear of looking like you're crying

Exchange emails with girl at work fall in love

Exchange emails with girl at work fall in love

someone else in bathroom abort mission

someone else in bathroom abort mission

Twenty minutes early? Twenty minutes of waiting in the car

Twenty minutes early? Twenty minutes of waiting in the car
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